LOST Experience: DJ Dan 7/5 Podcast
First of all, I have to say that listening to this podcast was the first time in this game that I had an “Oh My God” moment, but not for the reasons that you are thinking. The thing that caused this reaction was the fact that, up until 6 months ago, I lived in Petoskey Michigan. I was rather amused when I heard it mentioned in the podcast.
On July 5th, a new banner is added to the DJ Dan podcast page. By selecting the Sublymonal banner, and typing anything (It doesn’t matter what), the word “Pyramids” appears in the login box, and a link in the pyramid icon in the footer activates.
The latest podcast can then be found by clicking on pyramid icon.
Transcript:
ANNOUNCER: *music playing* Coming to you live from Stonehenge….
FEMALE VOICES: *singing* DJ Dan.
ANNOUNCER: *music playing* You’re listening to DJ Dan, shutting down The Man.
DJ DAN: Yep, we’re coming to you live, and I’m shuttin down The Man, that’s the plan, so you don’t know the what hit the fan. So much for my hip hop career.
TONYA: Come on, Dan, you’re old school.
DJ DAN: Yep, hang a grandfather clock around my neck, that’s how old school I am. Speaking of, I call myself a DJ, but how often do you actually hear me play music? Yeah, jump on that, Conspiraspies. We’re havin a good time today, ladies and GMOs. We’re in our blue track suits. We have our name brand white sneakers. That’s right, we’re celebrating the anniversary of…. Heaven’s Gate! *Crowd cheers* Cults, people, we’re talking about cults. Tonya, do you have a favorite?
TONYA: Uh, what about those guys, with the red scarves, you know, who just said they cloned their leader?
DJ DAN: Good one, but you know, I mean, I have a soft spot for the Heaven’s Gaters, you know, the sheer ambition, just gets to me, okay. They killed themselves to hitch a ride on a comet. Kinda poetic. So, my sweet conspiraspies, are you in a cult? Were you in a cult? Are you about to drink the Kool Aid? Are ya makin the Kool Aid? Call us first! Tell us all about it! Lets take Mike from Texas - soooweey! Mike, you got a shotgun under the seat?
CALLER ONE (Mike): You betcha, DJ Dan.
DJ DAN: Don’t mess with Mikey! Mike, what is your cult connection?
CALLER ONE (Mike): Well, I’m listenin to The Cult…
DJ DAN: That’s a band, you dink. People, do I have to explain? No self respecting cult calls itself a cult. The Cult itself is not a cult. And even if it spawned a cult, it certainly would not be a cult…. SHUTDOWN! Bo from Minnesota… I hear you spotted a cult in your hometown.
CALLER TWO (Bo): Yes sir, my nephew joined these bald chanting guys, you know, dancing, handing out flowers in the street…
DJ DAN: Chanting guys? Chanting Guys?!? They’re not a cult! Everyone knows they’re a front for extra-terrestrials - SHUTDOWN!! Come on People, give me something real. Anthony from Petoskey, Michigan. That in the thumb, Anthony?
CALLER THREE (Anthony): Um, its more in the pinky finger. Anyways, DJ Dan, I think my grandma was in a cult.
DJ DAN: Grandmas don’t join cults, SHUTD… Just kidding. Continue, I am captivated.
CALLER THREE (Anthony): Um, well, she was getting her doctorate in I think psych at the University of Michigan in the 60s. And she joined this group, I guess, called the Karma Imperative, or something…
DJ DAN: The Karma Imperative? Okay now, THAT sounds like a cult.
CALLER THREE (Anthony): Yeah, and um, well, she told my mom about how she was going with the Karma Imperative to some place in the South Pacific.
DJ DAN: Island, continent, cruise ship? What are we talkin about here? Come on, give me somethin….
CALLER THREE (Anthony): Um, she just said it was like, I think, The Flame, or the Fire?
DJ DAN: Moving on, moving on….
CALLER THREE (Anthony): Well, they never heard from her after that. It was like early 70s when she went; nobody at the University heard about the Karma Imperative. And well, they had, like, a funeral for her and everything.
DJ DAN: Well that is a tragedy. A human, real-life tragedy. It makes me sick, Anthony, SICK! These repugnant, selfish, clannish, cronyish, mystical, brainwashing pieces of dung that take away our loved ones. Conspiraspies you heard it! Anthony from Petoskey has lost his grandmother to the Karma Imperative. You know what to do, you know who you are. I need some dirt on Karma so we can find Tony’s Granny and SHUTDOWN the man! Back after these messages.
MUSICANNOUNCER: *music playing* You’re listening to DJ Dan… *sound effect* Shutting down the man!
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