LOST Experience: DJ Dan 6/14 Podcast
Well, It’s a day late, but DJ Dan’s latest podcast was posted on June 14th on the Retrievers of Truth site. By clicking on the 6/13 on the DJ Dan Podcast page, you will be redirected to retrieversoftruth.com. Log into the site as usual, and you will find a new thread with the following url where you can listen to the new podcast.
http://www.retrieversoftruth.com/users/DSLerator/htdocs/audio/DJD061406.mp3 
Transcript:
ANNOUNCER: *music playing* Coming to you live from your conscience.
FEMALE VOICES: *singing* DJ Dan.
ANNOUNCER: *music playing* You’re listening to DJ Dan… *sound effect* Shutting down the man!
DJ DAN: Mind control, people. We’re talking about mind control. Come on. We all know why MDMA and LSD and PCP and GHB and LMNOP are illegal. Because the Man doesn’t want you to have the very weapons he’s dumping in our drinking water and mac and cheese! So I ask, have you been brainwashed? Are you BEING brainwashed? Do you WANT to be brainwashed? We’re taking your calls.
CALLER ONE: Hi, I’m Debuke from Albuquerque.
DJ DAN: Yeah, you’re kidding, right?
CALLER ONE: Parents can be cruel, DJ Dan. Dan, I feel like you’re right. We ARE being brainwashed. I’m pretty close to Los Alamos and other nuclear experiments, and I just feel this pressure on my brain, all the time.
DJ DAN: Uh yeah, That could just be your sinuses, Dub, just throwing it out there…
CALLER ONE: What I’m saying is I noticed when I was making my Cinnamon Raisin Toast, my toaster, it blocked the rays. When I was toasting, I felt just as clear as day.
DJ DAN: Fascinating, Debuke. Turn on your toasters, people. Next caller!
CALLER TWO: It’s uh Jerry, from Ontario
DJ DAN: Uh oh! We got ourselves a Canuck!
CALLER TWO (Jerry): Yeah, we come in peace. Listen, Dan, I want to say in response to what you were saying earlier about the Hanso Foundation, do you really think they’re involved in mind control?
DJ DAN: Tip of the iceberg, Jerry, tip of the iceberg! It’s like, who are these guys? Recap for those who missed it: my legion of conspiraspies have been following the Hanso Foundation since ‘92, when they were forcefully ejected from the Congo. I mean seriously, to be forcefully ejected from the Congo? How bad do you gotta be? What does a clown have to do to get ejected from the circus? What does a rat have to do to get ejected from the sewer? So uh, some of my conspiraspies went deep-sea fishing off the coast of east Asia, cause they heard about our little Hanso friends’ little offshore research platform. And they can’t see it. But what they can see is this skinny little line sticking way up into the sky. Now what do you guys think that might be, eh? Who are we kidding! Hope you’ve got your foil helmets on boys and girls! Next caller!
CALLER THREE: Dan, this is Franklin, I teach bioengineering at a Big 10 university.
DJ DAN: Hut hut Franklin, hike me the info!
CALLER THREE (Franklin): Well, what I’m worried about is nanotechnology.
DJ DAN: Uh, nanotech-whuh?
CALLER THREE (Franklin): Nanotechnology? It’s essentially the miniaturization of machines down to the molecular level.
DJ DAN: Uh wait whoa whoa whoa, you mean robots so small that they’re invisible? That sounds awful! Why would anyone want to do that?
CALLER THREE (Franklin): Well, there’s lots of useful applications. Medicine, computers. For example, you could capture billions of these nanites–
DJ DAN: Nanites? Is that geek for invisible tiny robots?
CALLER THREE (Franklin): Right–you could capture them in an electromagnetic field and have them float over–say–wheat fields, acting as a poison-free pesticide.
DJ DAN: Whoa whoa wait a minute–what does that even look like? If a bunch of these nano-thingies got together—What are we talking about here?
CALLER THREE (Franklin): Something like a–storm cloud.
DJ DAN: *Laugh* OK, Frankie… you know, sometimes a storm cloud is just a storm cloud. So wait a second, wait a second. So you’re saying these uh, tiny invisible robots can kill?
CALLER THREE (Franklin): Yes. And they can think.
DJ DAN: Well, you heard it folks, tiny invisible killer brains. And I was worrying about the Hanso Foundation. DJ Dan, back in three, gotta slip into my impenetrable, lead suit…
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ANNOUNCER: *music playing* You’re listening to DJ Dan… *sound effect* Shutting down the man!
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