LOST Experience: DJ Dan 6/1 Podcast
On June 1, the DJ Dan site was updated, and a new link was added to the podcast page.
However, when you click on the link, instead of finding DJ Dan’s new podcast, you are directed to letyourcompassguideyou.com.
By searching through the various folders, we find that new content has been added to the “owells” folder. If you recall, DJ Dan made a reference to Orson Wells in his first podcast.
When you open the folder, you will find the following two links.
The “tel_soul.mov” link takes you to youtube.com where you will be able to view the following video.
Transcript:
ANNOUNCER: *music playing* Coming to you live from Area 51.
FEMALE VOICES: *singing* DJ Dan.
ANNOUNCER: *music playing* You’re listening to DJ Dan… *sound effect* Shutting down the man!
DJ DAN: Milton from Fresno, please tell me that you’re not still there.
MILTON: I’m still here DJ Dan.
DJ DAN: Tonya you’re fired!
TONYA: I’ll leave when you start paying me.
DJ DAN: H-Ho Tonya! Now okay, Milty before I kick you off what were you saying?
MILTON: I was saying that I think Persephone is just some hacker from one of the Hanso Foundation’s competitors.
DJ DAN: Oh… So uh… You think the Hanso foundation is the… what… some kind of innocent victim in this?
MILTON: NO NO! I’m just saying, how do YOU know they’ve done anything wrong?
DJ DAN: How do I know? How do you know you want to stay away from the business end of a skunk Milty? How do you know old Mrs. Withers is going to hand out pennies every Halloween? You just do! SHUTDOWN! *sound effect*
All right, time for DJ Dan 101. Don’t you get it people? The Hanso Foundation, their competitors, they’re the man, and THE MAN DON’T HACK THE MAN! It’s simple folks. All the man wants is for you to keep quiet, and keep kicking your hard earned wage to him and his ruling class cronies. And, I’m not talking corporations and governments. I’m talking global MEGA corporations. META governments, people who’s scope goes beyond nations, beyond PLANETS! Don’t you see, if they can control what you think, what you feel, what you see, then they can go anything they want. They are hiding the truth because if they know if we know what they know, we’ll SHUT EM DOWN! *sound effect* So, they keep us busy doing NOTHING.
Thorton from Seattle, go a head.
THORTON (Milton Again): I don’t get it DJ Dan, how can you talk about the man when you’re the biggest corporate sell out of all? Your web site’s covered with ads for Jeep, for Sprite…
DJ DAN: And Monster.com! So what? You ask me, sponsors are a pretty small concession to make for my voice to be heard. I mean, who says that, have to wear sack cloth, and walk around barefoot to fight the man huh?
MILTON: These aren’t these are mom and pop stores you’re supporting Dan. You’ve got…
DJ DAN: L-L-L-Look, Sprite’s a competitor! These days, there’s more beverages than ever. So why do I like Sprite? Cause it’s delicious. Cause I like LYMON. Cause saying it makes me feel cool, and what’s wrong with helping Americans get jobs? How do you think I got this job? Monster.com, that’s what the internet is good for ConspiraSpies. Finding loonies like me to appeal to the hearts and minds of loonies like you. And my Jeep, I LOVE my Jeep Compass. Do I ever go off road? No. BUT, do I live with a sense of security knowing my four wheel Jeep Compass will get me and my family to safety when the bombs fall and the highways buckle… YOU BET YOUR AGNUE I DO! But enough of that, as long as we’re teaching DJ Dan 101, I want to talk about something else. So, I go to the old mailbag this morning, and I find a letter from Jessica from Reno Nevada, and I quote: “I listened to your show on rapid weight loss DJ Dan, and I don’t understand why you hate science so much.
TONYA: Uh-ho SNAP!
DJ DAN: Uh-ho snap in dead Tonya. How may times do I have to repeat, I do not hate science. It’s science that lets me broadcast from the road, moving from secret location to secret location with only my laptop, and the wind in my uh… scalp. My trusty mic, and of course Tonya who lord knows is a wonder of science herself.
TONYA: It’s called the gym DJ Dan.
DJ DAN: Nooo TONYA, it’s you vs. gravity. According to routines established my SCIENTISTS, who understand the mechanics of the human body, and what a body it is TONYA.
TONYA: Ah-ha shucks DJ Dan.
DJ DAN: HOWEVER, if science offered me a way to look like Tonya, with just a snip of the genes, a wave of the scalpel, would I take that offer? No! No way, and trust me ask my wife. She’d much rather have Tonya coming home to her than me. She says I walk heavy.
TONYA: Get Carpets!
DJ DAN: That is with carpet. Look, you see Tonya, the MAN, people like the Hanso Foundation. They’ve made us thing that science and technology are the answer to every singe one of out problems. Just PUSH A BUTTON, it’ll be okay, but it won’t be okay. Jessica, to answer your question, I don’t hate science. I’m afraid of science. I’m afraid of the consequences of a science that moves so fast, that we don’t have a chance to stop and think, and analyze what’s going on. We have blind faith in the people who already rendered the product we bought five minutes ago obsolete by rolling out version 2.0 three minutes ago! So, if I get that surgery, and gene therapy, and walk out looking like Tonya, do they care if I melt into a hoodwinked puddle in three weeks? NO! Cause I’m LOST! I’m a corporate recall. I’m an intermediary step between Tonya and the Tonya disco-trip hop remix, and why? Cause I stop asking questions. This is DJ Dan making way for his hotter, younger replacement… DJ Dave.
ANNOUNCER: *music playing* You’re listening to DJ Dan… *sound effect* Shutting down the man!
MUSIC
MALE VOICE: We’re here talking to bounce-bobble head authority on keeping it movi’n. Eh-yo so bounce, what’s been rock’n you lately?
BOUNCE: E-Er-E-Er-E-Er-E-Er-E-Er
MALE VOICE: All right! The new Jeep Compass.
BOUNCE: U-Urr-U-Urrr- U-Urrr
MALE VOICE: Get out, an mp3 input, and foot down real lift gate speakers, AND an available 450 gigawatt Boston acoustic stereo?
BOUNCE: E-Er-E-Er-E-Er
MALE VOICE: Oh that’s cool… Freedom drive, one full time four-wheel drive… NICE.
MALE ANNOUNCER: Totally new Jeep Compass. Starting at just $15,985. Freedom, in a whole new dimension. Jeep is a registered trade mark of Daimlerchrysler
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In this video, we find DJ Dan’s latest podcast with various messages and images that appear on the screen.
The messages on the screen lead us to believe that not only is DJ Dan a sell out, but that he may be getting paid off my the Hanso Foundation. Maybe even on their payroll.
Among some of the many images in the video, are screen captures of the Daimlercrysler letters and contracts that were found in the the Peter Thompson folder. This is just speculation on my part, but this leads me to believe that the Hanso Foundation, approved by Peter Thompson, bought DJ Dan a car as a part of his pay off.
Some of the more interesting images from the video are of these overhead shots of an unidentified building.
The “B/0/0/G/10/5/5/16/3/15/13/16/1/19/19” link will take you to jeep.com, which is an ad for the Jeep Compass SUV.
UPDATE:
On June 19th, a video is posted by “thejeepchanel”, which is the screen name of the jeep account that previously posted the other Jeep videos, apologizing for the DJ Dan sellout video.
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